Lindsay Lohan Contracts Untreatable Virus; Hollywood Braces Itself For Freckly Epidemic
Lindsay Lohan has contracted a virus with no known cure. No, we’re not talking about herpes, syphilis, hepatitis C, or the dreaded “LiLo” strain of genital warts. She might have all of those too, but the one Linds is griping out these days is a mosquito-borne pathogen known as Chikungunya, which she apparently caught […]